CYBORG: Whoo!
Yeah!
Only a couple more hours
till the biggest, craziest,
boo-yah-iest
party of the year!
The Titans East
annual dance party.
-I can't wait!
-Yep. Looking forward to it.
Okay, guys, let's bring it in.
Tonight is our time to shine.
We have been working
all year for this.
So, I've only got
one thing to say.
Titans! Break it down!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(APPLAUSE)
We are undeniable!
So, what time does
this party start anyway?
I bet it says
on the invite!
Invite? I never got an invite.
Hey! Me neither!
-Come to think of it...
-Wait a second!
-(ALL WAILING)
-ROBIN: I just wanna dance!
We're disgusting people!
Why wouldn't they invite us?
Last year we were
the life of the party!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
ROBIN: It's on, players!
(RETCHING)
(GIBBERING)
-(GRUNTS)
-(HOOTING CONTINUES)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(STRANGE MUSIC PLAYING)
Yep! Life of the party.
(SLOBBERING)
Oh, you must be starving,
my little Bumgorf!
Do not worry, lunch is here.
Hey, Starfire.
Got some bad news.
None of us were invited
to the Titans East party.
Can you believe that?
No, in fact, I cannot.
For I have been invited.
What? You got an invite?
Guess you were the only one
who got invited.
I see. In that case I shall
inform the others that I am
more well-liked than they are.
Don't do that!
You'll hurt their feelings!
Don't even tell them
you were invited!
But if I do not
tell them the truth,
what other option is there?
Um, it's called lying.
You know,
saying something
that's not true.
Just lie about where
you're going tonight.
But is lying not wrong?
Not if you wink it's not!
A wink is like saying,
"Just kidding, pal."
You know so much
about the lying.
I'll teach you everything!
And in exchange, you can take me
to the party as your guest.
It is a deal!
The best way
to learn how to lie
is by starting off small.
Go ahead.
Hello, Cyborg.
It is currently
76 degrees outside.
Uh, okay.
Actually,
it is only 74 degrees!
(GROWLING)
-(GROWLING)
-(CLATTERING)
Okay, Star. You're ready!
Titans!
I have something
to tell you that is true.
Tonight, Beast Boy and I will
not be at the tower because
we are going to...
The movies!
Cool! We'll come with.
Yeah, we got nothing
better to do
now that we're not going
to the party.
Sounds good.
Wonderful.
(BURSTS)
Ah, looks like we just lied
ourselves into a corner.
And there is only one way out
of the lie corner.
More lies.
Oh, hey, Star.
Which movie are we gonna go
see tonight?
Regarding the movies,
Raven would prefer you not
to come with us.
What! Why?
She said you chew
your popped corn too loudly.
Oh, she did, did she?
-Raven!
-What?
So I chew too loudly, do I?
I never said that.
Well, Starfire said you did.
And Starfire never lies.
You know what? Just forget it.
I'm not going to the movies.
You told him I said
he chews too loudly?
Of course I did not!
Also, Robin wants you
to stay home tonight
to clean out the gunk
in the freezer.
He thinks you are the slob.
(SNIFFS)
(BELCHES)
(GROWLS)
-RAVEN:
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
-(CRASHING)
Whoa! Why did you do that?
Oh, you know why.
And I won't be going
to the movies tonight.
Okay, you need to stop lying.
But why? It is working!
But we're just making everyone
mad at each other!
I understand.
I promise I will stop
the lying.
Thank you.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
my head is engulfed in flames
and I must extinguish it.
(WHIRRING)
(BELCHES)
(GROWLS)
(WHIMPERING)
(EXHALES)
Hey! Really looking forward
to the movie!
Actually, Robin, I believe
you should reconsider going.
What do you mean?
Cyborg thinks you have
an unpleasant smell.
He does not wish
to sit next to you.
Unpleasant smell?
Maybe I won't go, then!
I'd hate to inflame
his precious nostrils.
We did it! No one wants
to go to the movies!
We are free to go to the party
in secret. Hooray!
Yeah. Hooray.
(GROWLING)
(CHEWING LOUDLY) I'm sorry,
am I bothering you?
(CONTINUES CHEWING)
Ahem. Question, Cy.
Does this smell funny to you?
(GAGGING LOUDLY)
Uh-oh, look what a slob I am!
Oh, man, my nose
touched garbage.
You've got some nerve.
Now I really smell!
(ALL BARKING)
We have two options.
We can go to the biggest party
of the year.
Or we can stay here
and set everything straight.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah! You think everything's
okay back at the tower?
I am sure they are solving
their problems like any
rational human adolescent.
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
(FIRES)
RAVEN: Hey, chrome dome!
Chew on this.
Oh, no! Our beloved tower!
Our friends! The Silkie!
(RUMBLING)
(BELCHING)
(PANTING)
Everyone, stop!
(CLANGS)
This has gone too far.
Raven never said
you chew too loudly.
Robin never said
you had to clean the freezer.
And Cyborg never said
you smelled.
I don't understand.
I lied.
I was invited
to the Titans East party.
I did not want to tell you
the truth, because I thought
it might hurt your feelings.
Instead I caused
even more pain.
Seriously?
I am ashamed.
I got so caught up
in the lying,
I turned my friends
against each other
and forgot to care
for my precious
little Bumgorf!
I do not deserve to be called
a Teen Titan.
Which is why I must
quit the team.
I will miss all of you.
Star! Star, Star.
It's okay. We forgive you.
-You do?
-Yeah!
You're being harder
on yourself than
we could ever be!
Come on, let's clean
this place up.
I'm such a slob.
Wow, Star. That was a really
heartfelt apology.
And I meant every
single word of it.
Wait. Did you just wink?
No! That was a blink.
BEAST BOY:
You just did it again!
STARFIRE:
I have something in my eye.
(WINKING CONTINUES)
BEAST BOY: I can't tell if
you're lying or not!
STARFIRE:
It must be the season
of allergies!